Very, VERY not funny

I was probably a bit too interested in the Chinese Medicine. So much, that destiny must have thought "ok, she really seems to wanna know how that works. Let's give her a chance to try it out!"
Woohooo. That chance came in form of a completely fucked up finger. Being very nervous before coming to China, I bit my cuticles. Very much, until I was bleeding. It didn't hurt, and since I usually carry handsanitizer around and use it frantically, I didn't care any further. It was not the first time for this to happen, and come on, as a kid I sometimes didn't wash my hands for days! 

Well, this time I don't seem to get away with it. Must have cought a nasty virus or something, at least my right middle finger looks like that now: 

Anyway, thank you destiny that you didn't pick my lungs or my brain for me to test the Chinese medicine .. (lungs will soon be f*** too, because of the bad air here!)

I'll go to the hospital tomorrow, and eventually find out all I wanted to know about Chinese Medicine ... 

Bloody hell. Nobody notices my beautiful done manicure like that! Not funny at all. Plus, also not funny that they keep mixing meet under my Tofu. I know that because I bit on a piece of bone. Very unlikely in a piece of Tofu ... at least my teeth stayed in place. But the same thing happened the other day, when I ate a bit of an omelette-like thing. Piece of bone right in there! I wanted to scream and run away, it was so groooooooooooooose! 

You know, you can ask for vegetarian, even ask in Chinese, and even use the right words AND tones, but you still get everything mixed together! They just don't pay attention. Or don't care? But at the same time, you are not allowed to swim in a normal swimming pool without having done a test! It's not like you have any possibility to drown anyway, cause there are a million lifesafers patroulling around the pool! But no, still you have to take the test. 

I wish they cared more about removing the bones out of food that shouldn't contain any bones, instead of keeping super-safe regulations for the swimming pool.  

I am back to eating very cautiously, only rice and beans. And am in a BAD mood about it. Nargh! I wan't Kaiserschmarrn!